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Potato Jokes

What do you say to an angry 400lb spud?

Anything - Just butter him up!

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous TV newscaster?

Because he was a 'commontater'!
How do you describe an angry potato?

Boiling Mad!
Why did the potato go to the beach?

Because he wanted to get baked

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?

It's mashing!
Old Wives Tales

If a woman is expecting a baby, she should not eat potatoes or the baby will be born with a big head!
If you have a wart rub it with a cut potato, then bury the potato into the ground. As the potato rots the wart will disappear.